So the other night Dalton was rummaging through my bathroom drawers as I was getting ready for bed. He came across a sample female product that had been in there a long time. I guess he notices it because it has a hot pink wrapper and is different from everything else. Here is how our conversation spiraled:

What is this again?

Oh, just something girls use sometimes.

Are you ever going to try it?

Oh, I've tried them.

What are they called again?

(Listen as the mommy brain whirls weighing the consequences of telling the truth or just making something up. You KNOW I'm going to hear about this again sometime and goodness knows it will probably be in public. So I told him the first thing that popped into my head.)

It's a girl stick.

Oh. OK.