Maggie Anne was just tell me that her "tatoes" (potatoes that we had planted in our front flower bed) had died. She told me that we needed to go give them some milk. "Yeah! That would be a great idea!" She's very good at self-affirmation.

I asked her what the milk would do, and she said it would make them happy. She said that we should go right now (10:00 p.m. - it's a holiday tomorrow, so cut me some slack).

No, we did not go give the potatoes their milk. Luckily she is still easily distracted.