Last night we were watching a new Dora that Maggie Anne had been looking forward to for a couple of weeks (blasted commercials start months in advance just to torment parents). In true Dora fashion, there were some odd moments in this episode, particularly when a skateboard and scooter came out of a random log and cave in the middle of the woods.

Boyd was walking through right about that time. He looked at me and asked, "What are these people on?"

Not aware that the question was not directed at her, Maggie Anne answered, "Skates!"