Dalton is inhaling a bagel with cream cheese for his "snack." This comes after eating a full dinner of turkey, corn, green beans and a pile of mashed potatoes. I looked at him and told him that I thought he was growing. We smiled and asked "Did you forget to put the brick on my head?" Indeed I did.

Maggie Anne got in trouble at school today. Seems she slapped her brother and then spit on him. Wow.

Things you never thought you would say . . . until you had kids

~ Please don't step on your sister's face

~ Please take the underwear off your head

~ Please pee in the potty and not on my rug

~ No, you cannot take my phone in the bathtub

~ Why are you in a (dog) crate?

~ Why is daddy's toothbrush in a (dog) crate?

~ No, we don't rinse our toothbrush in the potty

~ Please stop spitting bath water in your sister's face

~ Crayons are not snacks

~ If you find it on the ground, do NOT put it in your mouth

~ If you sleep in your bed all night, you can have a Popsicle for breakfast

~ Exactly why are you standing on the table?

That's just from tonight!!!

In trying to entice Dalton into going to the grocery store with him, Boyd told him, "Common, it will be cool! We can get tp!" Dalton responded, "tp is definitely not cool." Just a typical conversation you hear in my home these days.

When asked why he didn't like sleeping in his own bed, Dalton told he that he is allergic to the dark.

True Southern Girl

Between me and Swiper (on Dora), Maggie Anne has picked up saying "Oh, Man!" But in her language, it turns into about ten syllables. Ooohhh, Meeeeaaaaaaaannnnnnn!

Be Still My Heart